Art, Minus the Velvet Rope
We transform blank walls into conversation starters, blending technique with just enough rebellion to keep your guests leaning in for a closer look. Each piece and partnership is tailor-made — never templated — because the last thing creativity needs is a one-size-fits-all policy.
Custom Tattooing
Consults $50 · $200/hr · $500/hr (special)
One-of-a-kind custom tattoos by Tania Marie, created with care and compassion. A deposit is required for each design. Special circumstances and intricate pieces may be quoted at $500/hr.
- $50 non-refundable consultation fee
- Deposit required to hold your appointment
- $200/hr standard rate
- $500/hr for special/complex work
Mural Design & Custom Commissions
From $1,500 per 30×40 in. canvas
Wall-spanning art that dodges HOA complaints — mostly. You pick the color story, we unleash the controlled chaos and deliver a piece destined for prominent wall space. Murals, indoor paintings, gallery-ready abstracts, and custom portraits.
- Custom Portrait Sessions — $350/subject
- Gallery-Ready Abstract — from $1,500 per 30×40 in.
- Murals & indoor installations — custom quote
Bespoke Chef Services
$150/hr · $500+ for catering
Private, high-end culinary experiences that bring our dark coastal aesthetic to the table. Locally sourced ingredients fused with expert-level global fusion culinary artistry, designed for small & special events.
- Private dinner parties & intimate events
- Custom menus crafted around your vision
- $150/hr for private chef services
- Catering packages from $500+
Sea Hag Sea Bags
Pricing TBD — check the shop
Sea Hag’s original art by Tania Marie, printed on high-quality, durable Sea Bags made from natural materials. Available as totes and messy bags in a variety of colors and sizes.
- Sea Hag Totes — multiple sizes
- Sea Hag Messy Bags
- High-quality natural materials
- Original art prints by Tania Marie
Sea Hag Seaweed
Smoking trays & accessories
Curated smoking trays and accessories with a distinctly dark coastal aesthetic. Thoughtfully designed pieces for the discerning Sea Hag — because even your accessories should have personality.
- Decorative smoking trays
- Accessories & complementary pieces
- Dark coastal aesthetic throughout
Curiosities & Oddities
In-store & online — prices vary
A curated wonderland of rare specimens, bizarre antiques, and mystical sundries that draw in collectors and the curious alike. Our boutique offerings are ever-changing and rarely repeated.
- Rare specimens & natural curiosities
- Antiques & vintage finds
- Mystical sundries & ritual items
- One-of-a-kind collector pieces
Got a Blank Space to Fill? Skin or Walls alike?
Drop us a line with your idea — canvas, mural, tattooing, body painting, chef event, or mentorship — and let’s turn possibility into reality.