The Shop
Original art, apparel, oddities, sea bags & more — straight from the Sea Hag universe.
Services
Custom Tattoo Session — Hourly
Private tattoo session with the artist, billed by the hour. A non-refundable deposit is r…
$200.00
Mural Commission — 50% Deposit
50% non-refundable deposit toward a custom mural commission. Typical project is a 30x40 c…
$500.00
Bespoke Chef Service — Hourly
Private chef service for events. $150/hr with a $500 minimum for catered events. Menus ar…
$150.00
Tattoo Consultation
30-minute design consult (in-person or video). $50 deposit is applied to your first sessi…
$50.00
Original Art
Moonlit Mermaid
Original watercolor on archival cold-press paper, 11x14. A solitary figure perched on sea…
$285.00
The Siren's Bargain
Original pen-and-ink with gold leaf on archival paper, 8x10. What would you trade for saf…
$175.00
Tideborn
Original oil on birch panel, 12x16. The sea gives back what it takes. Signed.
$380.00
Kraken's Wake
Original acrylic on stretched canvas, 16x20. A brooding seascape swirling with tentacles …
$450.00
Curiosities & Oddities
Preserved Moon Jelly in Apothecary Jar
Real Aurelia aurita (moon jelly) specimen suspended in clear preservation fluid. Hand-fil…
$85.00
Black Pearl Apothecary Candle
8oz soy-wax candle in a black glass vessel. Scent: dark vanilla, smoked sea salt, charred…
$28.00
Cthulhu's Garden — Air Plant on Coral
Live Tillandsia (air plant) mounted on sustainably-sourced black coral. No soil needed — …
$42.00
Mermaid's Tear — Polished Labradorite
Hand-polished labradorite palm stone with the trademark blue flash. Each piece is unique …
$65.00
Apparel
Sea Hag Siren Tee
Alternative-fit short-sleeve tee in soft black 100% ringspun cotton. Hand-screened 'Siren…
$35.00
Kraken Lore Hoodie
Heavyweight black cotton-poly fleece hoodie. Embroidered Kraken emblem on chest, large ba…
$68.00
Midnight Tide Long Sleeve
Slim-fit black long-sleeve tee in soft cotton-modal blend. Subtle shimmer-ink graphic of …
$52.00
Sea Hag Sea Bags
Tidal Tote — Heavy Canvas
15 x 16 x 6 unlined canvas tote. Reinforced leather handles, Sea Hag wordmark printed on …
$48.00
Mermaid's Market Bag — Mesh
Organic cotton mesh produce bag with hand-screened Sea Hag logo. Set of 3 — one large, tw…
$24.00
Shoreline Messy Bag — Waxed Canvas
14 x 18 roll-top dry/wet bag in waxed canvas. Leather buckle closure, welded seams. Keep …
$58.00
Art Prints
Kraken's Wake — Limited Print
Giclée print on archival matte paper, 11x14. Limited edition of 50, signed and numbered. …
$45.00
Moonlit Mermaid — Print
Open-edition giclée print on archival matte paper, 8x10. Printed to order.
$30.00
Anchored Souls — Print
Giclée print on archival matte paper, 11x14. Open edition.
$45.00
Sea Hag Seaweed
Tide Clipper Lighter
Refillable clipper-style lighter with custom Sea Hag wave emblem printed on the case. Shi…
$18.00
Poseidon's Rolling Tray — Large
11" x 7" handmade metal rolling tray. Hand-etched Poseidon motif, powder-coated matte bla…
$75.00
Poseidon's Rolling Tray — Small
7" x 7" handmade metal rolling tray. Hand-etched Poseidon motif, powder-coated matte blac…
$45.00
Siren's Stash Jar — Hand-Blown Glass
4oz hand-blown glass jar with cork stopper. Sea Hag sigil etched into the glass. Each jar…
$32.00
Nautical Hemp Wick — 50ft
Organic hemp wick on a 50ft spool. Slow, clean burn. Pairs with any standard lighter or c…
$12.00